Preheat the oven to 400°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a wire rack.
Using a small knife, carefully slice each dried apricot lengthwise to create a pocket, being careful not to cut all the way through. Place a jalapeño slice inside each dried apricot.
Wrap each stuffed apricot with half a slice of bacon and secure with a toothpick.
Arrange the bacon-wrapped apricots, seam-side down, on the prepared sheet. Brush each one lightly with maple syrup. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes, flipping halfway, until bacon is crisp and golden.
Meanwhile, make the blue cheese drizzle: In a small blender or using an immersion blender, combine the Greek yogurt, blue cheese, and lemon juice until smooth. Add water, 1 teaspoon at a time, until the sauce is just thin enough to drizzle. Stir in the fresh chives. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
Remove the apricot zingers from the oven. Cool for about 5 minutes, then drizzle lightly with the blue cheese sauce (or serve it on the side for dipping)!